This Is Not Art Smokey
(blue bar hen)
Date of birth: Friday, February 3, 2006
Parentage: Unknown, apart from common descent from domestic homing pigeons from the sea cliffs of Europe, brought by the Romans. Father flew for The Naval Intelligence Department of Wagga Wagga and won a 'Second' in the Annapolis-Sydney Spy Games, 08.
Reading habits: Choose Your Own Adventure is a series of children's gamebooks first published by Bantam Books from 1979-1998
Languages spoken: Bird has almost incoherent speech due to excess adrenaline which leads to fast flying but difficulty in holding conversations in any language.
Medical history: Delusions of Beak and (now controlled) ectoparasites in droppings due to gluttony for Seeded Buttons.
Dietary requirements: Must be weaned off a desire for human foodscraps and buttered corn-on-the-cob and Seeded Buttons.