Date of birth: Thursday, May 29, 1980
Distinctive features: a nose so ski-sloped as to be termed "unmeasurable" when (not)measured by Bethany J Fellows during a study into the intimate angles of the face.
Parentage: Undoubtedly the daughter of a Privateer and a seal maiden.
Reading habits: Down to one volume of Dickens a day: Cutting back is good not only for you, but it also benefits your loved ones.
Languages spoken: Hiberno-English, Latin and English
Medical history: Fractured wrist whilst attempting to perfect the Baryshnikovian performance of Giselle in the lounge room: age 7. fractured skull from riding three-wheeler down the back stairs (it was a dare): age 3.
Dietary requirements: Enjoys oysters. with lovely champagne.